Birthday Party?

Mrs. B, a school teacher, was turning 31. Her students all decided to throw her a party.





%26quot;What a great party!%26quot; she says.





Then it was time to give her her presents.





Mary, the daughter of the local candy shop owner, gives her a box.





%26quot;You%26#039;ll never guess what it is!%26quot; she said.





%26quot;Hmm,%26quot; says Mrs. B %26quot;Candy?%26quot;





%26quot;Yes! How did you guess?%26quot; she said.





Ricky, the florist%26#039;s son, gave her a box.





%26quot;You%26#039;ll never guess what it is!%26quot; he said.





%26quot;Hmm,%26quot; says Mrs. B %26quot;Flowers?%26quot;





%26quot;Yes! How did you guess?%26quot; he said.





It went on like this for a while.





Timmy, the son of the owner of the liquor shop, gave her a box. It had a yellow liquid dripping off a corner.





%26quot;You%26#039;ll never guess what it is!%26quot; he said.





Mrs. B tasted a tiny drop of liquid.





%26quot;Hmm,%26quot; says Mrs. B %26quot;Beer?%26quot;





%26quot;No,%26quot; he said.





Once again, Mrs. B tasted a tiny drop of liquid.





%26quot;Wine?%26quot; she asked.





%26quot;Noo,%26quot; he said.





Mrs. B tasted another tiny drop of liquid.





%26quot;Champagne?%26quot; she asked.





%26quot;Nooo! It%26#039;s a puppy!%26quot; he said.

Birthday Party?
Somebody just posted this...


ah, you reposted it. Yeah,


its a lot funnier now


that it has a punchline!


Good One!
Reply:LOL.
Reply:O.O





boy...feel bad for the teacher



genealogy mormon